dizzysdomain:

shoona:

If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot

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iantomickey:

mickey munchovich  (◕‿◕✿)  

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isobelstevenz:

get to know me meme: (1/10) movies - 13 going on 30

you don’t always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?

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shameless challenge | [2/4] favorite male character(s) ► Mickey Milkovich
"Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch."

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

How are you, baby? You getting enough sleep? Did you get the gift basket I sent you? I miss you, darling. I promise I’ll be home soon. No YOU hang up.

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important things tumblr will not teach you

retrocize:

  • hating everyone will get you nowhere
  • actual depression fucking sucks
  • having low self esteem isn’t cute
  • you are as pretty as you believe you are
  • cigarettes will kill you
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misterdoctorprofessornick:

me when I find a new obsession 

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deanpendragon:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

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allonsyforever:

artsmermaid:

ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!

David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise

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tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

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