If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
get to know me meme: (1/10) movies - 13 going on 30
you don’t always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?
shameless challenge | [2/4] favorite male character(s) ► Mickey Milkovich
"Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch."
How are you, baby? You getting enough sleep? Did you get the gift basket I sent you? I miss you, darling. I promise I’ll be home soon. No YOU hang up.
- hating everyone will get you nowhere
- actual depression fucking sucks
- having low self esteem isn’t cute
- you are as pretty as you believe you are
- cigarettes will kill you
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
- feeling safe and secured
- it feels so warm mmmm
- straight to sleep bc comfy
- face full of hair
- one dead arm
- awkward boner
- too hot/can’t wiggle
- someone’s drool on neck
- holding in farts
- fart all ya want
- perfect temperature
- get up and go on tumblr anytime
This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.
ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!
David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise